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Bill Cosby “I’m 83 and Tired”


Bill Cosby “I’m 83 and Tired”

This should be required reading for every man, woman and child in Jamaica, the UK, United States of America, Canada, Australia and New Zealand and to all the world…

” I’m 83 and I’m Tired “

I’m 83. Except for brief period in the 50’s when I was doing my National Service, I’ve worked hard since I was 17. Except for some serious health challenges, I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn’t call in sick in nearly 40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn’t inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, it looks as though retirement was a bad idea, and I’m tired. Very tired.

I’m tired of being told that I have to ” spread the wealth ” to people who don’t have my work ethic. I’m tired of being told the government will take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it.

I’m tired of being told that Islam is a “Religion of Peace,” when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family ” honor “; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; of Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren’t ” believers “; of Muslims burning schools for girls; of Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for ” adultery “; of Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur’an and Shari’a law tells them to.

I’m tired of being told that out of ” tolerance for other cultures ” we must let Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques and madrassa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia, New Zealand, UK, America and Canada, while no one from these countries are allowed to fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other Arab country to teach love and tolerance..

I’m tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate.

I’m tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off?

I’m tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I’m tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.

I’m really tired of people who don’t take responsibility for their lives and actions. I’m tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems.

I’m also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and early 20’s be-deck them selves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making themselves un-employable and claiming money from the Government.

Yes, I’m tired. But I’m also glad to be 83. Because, mostly, I’m not going to have to see the world these people are making. I’m just sorry for my granddaughter and their children. Thank God I’m on the way out and not on the way in.

There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on!

This is your chance to make a difference.

” I’m 83 and I’m tired. If you don’t forward this you are part of the problem ,


Warm Regards,

Top ten By: Jay Leno


1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the
building standing,. It’s called the stock market – *Jay Leno
*
2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being
called Wal Mart Street- *Jay Leno
*
3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker . *The
pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW
*
4. What’s the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas
and an investment banker ? *A tie
*
5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that *on the left side
nothing’s right and on the right side nothing’s left.

*6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if
you get any e mails from Washington asking for money, it’s a scam. Don’t
fall for it – *Jay Leno
*
7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favorite
candy bar -* Jay Leno
*
8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Obama’s copy is even
thicker. They had to include pictures. *Jay Leno*

9. President Obama’s response was to support some small business owners in
America. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric and
Century 21. – *Jay Leno
*
10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my
checks is returned stamped ‘insufficient funds’. * I won’t know whether
that refers to mine or the bank’s.*

*NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS
*
*CEO* –Chief Embezzlement Officer.

*CFO* — Corporate Fraud Officer.

*BULL MARKET* — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake
himself for a financial genius.

*BEAR MARKET* — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the
wife gets no jewelry.

*VALUE INVESTING* — The art of buying low and selling lower.

*P/E RATIO* — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the
market keeps crashing.

*BROKER* — What my broker has made me.

*STANDARD & POOR* — Your life in a nutshell.

*STOCK ANALYST* — Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

*STOCK SPLIT* — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally
between themselves.

*FINANCIAL PLANNER* — A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

*MARKET CORRECTION* — The day after you buy stocks.

*CASH FLOW*– The movement your money makes as it disappears down the
toilet.

*YAHOO* — What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per
share.

*WINDOWS* — What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @
$240 per share.

*INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR* — Past year investor who’s now locked up in a
nuthouse.

*PROFIT* — An archaic word no longer in use

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How to Lock Your Car and Why.


Very true and be cautious. Let your friends and relatives know about spectrum analyzer. It is available in electronics stores. Stop thieves by their own counts.

Car lock – do it from the door control!!!

How to Lock Your Car and Why.

I locked my car. As I walked away I heard my car door unlock. I went back and locked my car again three times .. Each time, as soon as I started to walk away, I would hear it unlock again!! Naturally alarmed, I looked around and there were two guys sitting in a car in the fire lane next to the store. They were obviously watching me intently, and there was no doubt they were somehow involved in this very weird situation. I quickly chucked the errand I was on, jumped in my car and sped away. I went straight to the police station, told them what had happened, and found out I was part of a new, and very successful, scheme being used to gain entry into cars. Two weeks later, my friend’s son had a similar happening….

While traveling, my friend’s son stopped at a roadside rest to use the bathroom. When he came out to his car less than 4-5 minutes later, someone had gotten into his car and stolen his cell phone, laptop computer, GPS navigator, briefcase……you name it. He called the police and since there were no signs of his car being broken into, the police told him he had been a victim of the latest robbery tactic — there is a device that robbers are using now to clone your security code when you lock your doors on your car using your key-chain locking device..

They sit a distance away and watch for their next victim. They know you are going inside of the store, restaurant, or bathroom and that they now have a few minutes to steal and run. The police officer said to manually lock your car door-by hitting the lock button inside the car — that way if there is someone sitting in a parking lot watching for their next victim, it will not be you.

When you hit the lock button on your car upon exiting, it does not send the security code, but if you walk away and use the door lock on your key chain, it sends the code through the airwaves where it can be instantly stolen. This is very real.

Be wisely aware of what you just read and please pass this note on. Look how many times we all lock our doors with our remote just to be sure we remembered to lock them — and bingo, someone has our code…and whatever was in our car.

Please share with everyone you know!!

Note: The receiving device is known as a “Spectrum Analyzer” and the signal can be recorded and played back to unlock the car door. True!